Wednesday, September 9, 2009
bored
bored bored bored...
im
BBBBBOOORRRRRRRREEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BORED.
BORED.
BORED.
geddit?
im bored.
sigh...
faith's newspaper is interesting...
huh?
oh i forgot to say HI.
HI.
happy...?
ok...
back to what i was saying...
faith's newspaper is DAMN INTERESTING.
its called tales and rumours.
interesting name rite?
lemmi show u one article from it.
SHRUNK...AND FLUSHED!
Kenny Wong of Monday 7.30pm class was shrunk, then flushed down a toilet bowl yesterday morning. Rohaan, the science guy of the class, was making some shrinking mixture when he accidentally spilt some on Kenny. Kenny was immediately shrunk to the size of an average thumb. Rohaan, shocked, fumbled around to find Kenny. When he found Kenny, he quickly rushed to Mrs Margarine Tan to tell her of the incident.
"I wasn't...wasn't aware of Kenny...I really didn't m-mean to do this..." Rohaan stammered when questioned.
Some way or another, Kenny ended up in a toilet bowl in the girls' toilet. When Fayth Ang went in to do her business, she flushed the toilet...together with Kenny! "I do remember that I could hear some little screaming when I flushed the toilet, but I thought it was my imagination," Fayth recalled.
Paramedics have successfully found Kenny in the main sewer pipe of United Square after many fruitless attempts and has sent him to Alloy Shes Central Hospital (ASCH) to un-shrink him. Scientists Dr Chan Muhe and Prof. Ng Jun Jie has collecte specimens of Rohaan's shrinking mixture to study it in order to un-shrink Kennt, and for further research.
By Faith Ang
here faith better thank me 4 advertising ur newspaper...
BYE!